My Musings

Mummy says i'm a multi-talented pug now, not only can i remember and associate music to the adverts that either contain animals or have something else in them that annoys me like the Go Compare singer, but i can woof in tune to music like i have shown in my Who Let The Dogs Out video down below and now my latest talent is the SmellyWoof (TM) & (C) Piggy the Pug 2010. What is the SmellyWoof you may ask? Well i'll tell you, it's how i can woof and fart a smelly one (hence the name) at the same time, multi-talented well what can i say lol! If anyone wants a demonstration of a SmellyWoof well all you have to do is feed me something like sprouts, cabbage or egg (although not always necessary normal dog food will often do lol) and then put on a piece of music or even an advert that i hate and there you have it one or if your really lucky (well as long as your not within smell range that is) a string of SmellyWoofs! Ta Da aren't i a clever little girl then *wags bum like mad* ooops i've just done a smell without the woof.... Don't ya just love my talents!!!!

Ugh err it's raining i hope that means my walkies is cancelled this evening, i don't like getting my little paws wet or my belly muddy (although i can usually wipe it dry and clean on mummy Sonia's top *grin*) i'm like my big sister Pepsi in that respect she really hates the rain. Ooops mummy Sonia's just remembered i have a dog coat to keep me and my belly dry so i really might not get out of it *big puggy sigh*

Edit: Phew thankfully the nasty wet rain went away and i had a nice walkies on the field with my mummies and my sister Pepsi, not too far either as Pepsi was the mardy one not me, she really wasn't wanting to walk too far at all tonight lol.

‎*loud snort* I've been evicted from mummy Sonia's lap where i was having a nice snooze as well, i don't know why but it may be cos of the nasty smells coming from my bum. Tis not my fault mummy Ruth didn't cook the sprouts properly last night, i thought they were very tasty! Hopefully i'll be allowed back later so in the meantime have a look at my You-Pug video of me singing to Who Let The Dogs Out by the Baha Men. I've got great timing haven't i?

There was a small human child (Ember, my mummies' niece) wandering around my living room on Friday, i think it was trying to communicate with me in its high pitched screeches and laughter but i couldn't get much sense out of it. I was listening hard to it as well trying to understand whilst doing my puggy headtilt. Oh well its gone now and glad i am too, i don't appreciate mummy Sonia thinking anyone other than me is Cute and even then i get confused as to whether she's cooing over me or over someone or something else. Humans are so confusing!

*Yum* Puggy likes Marmite crisps (mummy Sonia didn't appreciate the smell of them as i stood eating them off her chest though lol i guess she not love Marmite hey?) now if only mummy Ruth would give me a bag all to myself rather than the crumbs out of her bag, sorry but 2 or 3 small crisps is crumbs in my opinion! *wanders off to find out where the rest are hidden*