Pimp My Mummy
My mummy Ruth spends most of her day tapping away at a strange silver thing on her lap; mummy Sonia tells me it's called a computer and she does something on it called "web design" - she must be good as I have my own porky little website here.
Mummy Sonia says that Mummy Ruth has to work or else there won't be any money left to buy my gravy bones and dog treats and I'll end up all skinny like a whippet - and that really wouldn't do because I love my porky physique and have been perfecting it for years!
I've also overheard Mummy Ruth telling Mummy Sonia about something really exciting she's been working on called Salon Alchemy - apparently it's some sort of system for beauty salons for humans; I wonder if she'll ever sell it to any dog groomers, as I think it would be fab for that too; I could log on myself and book that shaggy Sheep in for a groom... or perhaps that slobberdog Pepsi. I haven't got that much hair myself so I just end up being taken upstairs for a "Captain Pugwash" every so often... usually it's Mummy Ruth who puts me through that and I end in the bath all wet! Thankfully Mummy Sonia dries me off afterwards and gives me cuddles at the same time!
I love the website that Mummy Ruth has created for me, even if she does tend to take the mickey out of me by posting embarrassing pictures and videos of me on here (a Pug must have pride after all). Mummy Sonia says it's really easy to upload new pictures and musings as well. If you would like a website that's almost as good as mine (mine is the best after all - well it would have to be as I am the Supreme Pug) then why don't you get in touch with Mummy Ruth, as she is really nice and will be able to help you.
Here's my mummy Ruth being a right little camera tart and explaining all about Salon Alchemy and all the web design stuff that she does.